Alfisms

Find the absurdity in everyday life and revel in it.

True love doesn't come along very often: Don't fuck it up.

It is better to have loved and lost than to be a 40 year old virgin.

Take wrestling and track -- if you can't beat them, run like hell.

You don't need that DVD recorder as much as you need to go on a road trip with your kids.

A trout in hand is a good day.

To fly or spin? The answer is obvious.

Travel to the ends of the Earth for true love. If you don't find it -- at least have fun on the trip.

The quality of a fly is only as good as the fisherman using it. My dad once caught his limit in 15 minutes using a fly he tied from the hairs on his horses hoofs.

Slow down; no amount of money is as precious as the time you have here on Earth.

Laugh at yourself and others will laugh with you; laugh at others and they will stare at you like your an idiot.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to flyfish and his wife will hate you for the rest of your life.